A spanking joke

There was a farm boy whose family had an outside toilet on a riverbank, and one day a heavy rainstorm made the bank all slippery and muddy, so the lad decided to push the toilet into the river for a laugh. Later that evening his father asked him if he pushed the toilet into the river and told him to tell the truth.

The boy denied he did it, and his father then reminded him of the legend of George Washington and the cherry tree, after which the boy admitted his crime

His father then took off his belt and gave the kid a sound whupping.

Afterwards the sobbing boy complained: "George Washington didn't get whupped when he chopped down the cherry tree because he was honest and admitted he did it."

The boy's father replied, "but George Washington's father wasn't sat in the cherry tree when he chopped it down."

Not spanking-specific, but in the same area:

Masochist: "Hurt me! Hurt me!"
Sadist: "NO!"
Masochist: "Ohhhhh - thank you!"

I've looked at the photo/s in question and I swear that Melania is wearing Spanx!
Maybe Donnie likes her over his lap as well as on it!

I wouldn't blame the man.

It has of course been rumoured that Manu and Brigitte might have had a F/m game running since they met at school when he was a pupil and her a teacher.

Lucky men both if true.

A bit harsh, but at the end of the day Brigitte ended up with a younger, articulate, intelligent man and Melania ended up with Donald.

BashfulBob

And my wife ended up with me! What rotten luck for her?

Hey galt - you shouldn´t put yourself down. Don´t try to be funny!

You obviously have a higher opinion of Manu than the French generally do.

A mum looks at her sons internet history and finds he has been viewing images of Dominatrixes and the like

She calls her husband to see for himself, and says how disgusted she is and how the son needs to be taught a lesson, her husband frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him would not work under the circumstances".

Rosie - I think that explains the difference between 'A good hiding' and 'A bad hiding'.

I wonder if my wife would ever deign to spank me when she found me sitting in front of my PC viewing on of those spanking porn sites on the net?

Especially if she noticed that I was sexually aroused? I guess she wouldn´t if she was smart!