Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Or if you'd rather go for more of a western insult: "North Dakota, where men are men, women are scarce, and sheep are nervous!"

@ mj2001... Yes, the same place where if you have 32 people in a room you get a full set of teeth (as well as repetitive sets of identical DNA)

Spankedjenny
Are you sure you're not talking about West Virginia?

(Q: How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? A: Because otherwise it would be called a teethbrush)

If you get married in West Virginia and then move to Virginia and get divorced... are you still brother and sister?

Late to the party, however i liked the description of Guy Fawkes visitation to the Houses of Parliament, that i heard a while ago:

Guy Fawkes, the only man to have entered parliament with honest noble intentions, a clear agenda and the resources to see it through.

West Virginia sounds like how we speak about Tasmania, where the definition of a virgin is any girl that can out run her brothers.

I have, and always will have respect for your stories. Your recent comment is an abomination

Seegee

I laughed like mad when a girl from Oz once asked if I wanted to see her "map of Tazzy"

Theres a great reference to the 'map of Tasmania' in The Painters and Dockers song Nude School.

I was certain that was New Zealand!

...I had a friend here once from NZ, I didn't know shit about that island at that time. So when we were driving in the countryside here, I showed her sheep - and she punched me.