Just for fun

The subject of females observing (or in my case not observing) male private parts does come up on this forum from time to time in F/m stories and I thought the following might amuse our readers.

I travel to Europe often and my overseas contacts sometimes let me know in advance when an event is taking place that I might enjoy attending. In a recent e-mail one of my female acquaintances let me know that a get together was taking place at a bar with the unfortunate name (at least for English speakers with a little knowledge of French) of Le Petit Coq.

"Your name came to mind as soon as I heard about where we were meeting," she wrote.

As the lady has never seen my ... er I mean er .... has never seen me in a state of undress and English is not her first language I do hope it's simply a case of an unfortunate choice of words. Nevertheless I must admit that I was somewhat affronted when I first read her note.

Lol!

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Obviously people don't visit this site to have a laugh

But the bigger question is, how did you respond?

Did you tell her that "Le Massif Coq" was more apropos?

Oh dear, that was a bit of a cock up on her part

I haven't yet responded as I'm not sure how to. A limp reaction on my side would only make things worse.

Any ideas from the creative minds of the contributors to this forum would be appreciated.

My French gf is always much amused when we come out of Islington station and see the pub memorably called The Famous Cock. Perhaps you could invite your French friend to a get-together there, hinting that it's named in your honour?

I believe there's a pub in Manchester called 'The Spanking Roger.'

Not sure how our hosts feel about links to Facebook pages but...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Pub/The-Spanking-Roger-Bar-164897840220056/