HairbrushDon:
Don't use the hairbrush on the inner thighs, or backs of thighs either, as it can bruise. My mom only used the hairbrush on my hiney - and that was bad enough.
Well, Don, you've now got more uses of the word "hiney" than actual posts, which is a fetish all its own.

I agree with Wooz though. You need to share this hiney hammering collection. Your Mom sounds like a remarkable woman. I would remark about her to people.