I arrive after a long walk at a busy small pub. Most people are drinking outside, so I am able to relax at a table. One of the bar staff is a tall young woman with a most plump, round, generous backside in tight light blue jeans. I observe. She observes (I suspect) that I observe. She's on our side of the bar, but has to get back behind it.
Maybe the wooden flap (I'm not sure if this familiar British thing is common elsewhere) that when down, bars the route between the public and staff areas around the bar, was stuck in down position? Anyway, when the obvious thing would have been to have lifted the flap to enter, she got down on her hands and knees and crawled through under the flap!
Now that wouldn't have been to show off her bottom, surely? |