Newbie says...

...but some Britons are slaves - within a safe, sane and consensual relationship of course.


(Ah, I've just realised that some of you won't know the words to the song Spankedjenny referenced.
Rule, Britannia!/Britannia rules the waves/Britons never, never never shall be slaves.)

gskydive
I love the UK and have been caned in London (a story for another venue).

With a little creative fictionalizing you could turn it into a story for this venue...

Well, I have been thinking about that. I have 42 years worth of stories and have lived (and been spanked) in a few countries by the locals. It is a little intimidating to see how many stories and serials the various authors have to their credit. But, as a wise man once said, "Every journey begins with a single step!"

Welcome, gskydive. We authors aim to please all readers, new and old - when we get off our duffs and actually write something (speaking for myself, of course; others don't have that problem). Most of my stories take place in the good ol' US of A.

Britain: "You blasted colonials need a good thrashing."

Why do you think the British Empire was always coloured red on the maps?

It has been called 'The English Vice', and if you enter that phrase into this inter web thingamabob you will find a 396 page in depth publication on the subject.

(Ah, I've just realised that some of you won't know the words to the song Spankedjenny referenced.
Rule, Britannia!/Britannia rules the waves/Britons never, never never shall be slaves.)

"'Britannia! Rule the Waves' – an invocation, nota declaration of fact." Winston Churchill in the British house of Commons. April 19,1951

Sir Winston was correcting the common "Brittannia rules the Waves".

It was those Victorians i believe who changed it to rules, why exhort to rule the waves when at that time we actually did.
Our Navy had a liking for cp also, just to keep things on topic

With our puny population I wonder if we blue and yellows do better than that, do we? How many more words do I have to contribute to rob you Brits of the Maglia Rosa?

The data I have for Sweden is:

words: 250,494
population: 9,851,852

which gives a SWPP of: 0.025

To displace the Brits Sweden needs circa 3,113,185 words so you need to contribute a mere 2,862,691 more words. Better get writing!