One of the first things I always do whenever I meet someone for the first time is assess them on my mental spanking scale. (It happens subconsciously whether I like it or not, and I really really hope my thoughts don't show on my face. Probably not, since I still seem to have some friends and my work colleagues are still polite to me...)
Like, does this guy seem like he would be the type to give them or get them? If give, would I want one from him? If get, do I want to give him one? I'm mostly straight, but every once in a while I have the same thoughts about a woman (usually a younger one who I think should get one).
Do you do that?
