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cindy2
Female Author
USA
Posts: 132		 #1 | Posted: 22 Sep 2016 09:48
Nike has announced the introduction of a self-lacing shoe.

Not to be outdone, nature has announced the introduction of self-masturbating genitalia and, for members of the LSF so inclined, self-beating butts.

TheEnglishMaster
Male Author
England
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Posts: 864		 #2 | Posted: 22 Sep 2016 18:00
And Evolution today launched its new line of self-mopping tissues and self-soothing creams.

Spankedjenny
Female Validater
USA
Posts: 278		 #3 | Posted: 22 Sep 2016 18:54
I don't want to sign up for self masturbating genetalia! I would need to take up smoking or something to figure out what else to do with my hands all day!

cindy2
Female Author
USA
Posts: 132		 #4 | Posted: 23 Sep 2016 00:23
Jenny, when I learned in school that we were given hands so we could work with tools, I knew deep inside that wasn't really the reason.

yankee
Male Member
USA
Posts: 324		 #5 | Posted: 23 Sep 2016 01:58
To jenny and cindy2 You made me smile. Thanks.

RikSpanks
Male Author
USA
Posts: 172		 #6 | Posted: 23 Sep 2016 06:04
cindy2
I read riddle once:

Q: Why do men play with their dicks?
A: Because they can reach them.

Alef
Male Author
Norway
Posts: 1081		 #7 | Posted: 23 Sep 2016 08:12
This seems like a poor substitute. Isn't it the mental play between people that is the the essence of our kink?

cindy2
Female Author
USA
Posts: 132		 #8 | Posted: 23 Sep 2016 12:38
Thank you, Yankee. That's good, RikSpanks.

 
 
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