Wooden Paddle, 24 inches long, 9 holes drilled. Please help.

Sorry, my error. After my post I read this was only for missing spanking stories.

I'm sure there is a story in there somewhere.

So did you lose it or find it,Cindy?

I would lend you one of mine, but it broke....

Just can't get the quality oak these days! lol.

Left it at the community thrashing center. Never found it. Kind of like losing an umbrella I guess. You walk in with it and then you forget to take it when you leave.

Yes, cindy2, but then the next time, you walk in without a paddle and leave with someone else's. With any luck, you can get spanked for it the following time you visit.

Had a feeling, right down to my soles
'Bout a paddle drilled chock-full of holes
Twenty-four inches long
Swung by somebody strong
Budda-bum budda-bum budda ... moles?

A little help here ...

EDIT: I have this paddle, but has 17 holes and is only about 18 inches:

https://fetlife.com/users/3455729/pictures/49367128

...Now I feel like I sat on hot coals?

Yes!