Need help with Geordie Dialect

Is this going to be modern day?
As a lot of the slang has changed over the years.
If they are going to be modern day chav (or charvers,as we call them in the NE) teenagers,use the word "how"
as much as possible,and all word finishing in "er" replace the "er" with an "ah".
eg."How mista,your car is pure beltah,how."
Hope that has been of some help.

Thanks to you all of you for your help...... but for better or worse....the deed is done!!! It's one of the dialects of the detectives in the new series by Gabby and myself! Read and let me know what ya think of it!!! )

Katie B

I have to admit, I have no idea what that is. I trust you're not talking about the guy with the eye visor on Star Trek?