What Horrible Things did we do to our Penises Last Year?

I sure hope there are no LSF members associated with this list!
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-ye ar-1749350114

"FORESKIN OF PENIS GOT CAUGHT IN ZIPPER"

Been there, done that.

Same here. Not an experience I would wholeheartedly recommend, though...

Read a really funny short story about someone getting it caught once and yes it's happened to me, too.

Ouch, so very ouch. Some are accidents but then there are the others...

I got kicked in the groin once whilst playing in goal at football. It was a rough game with no control from the ref, and eventually our coach took our team off the field.

I imagine the foreskin one has happened to most adult males who have one. It's much more likely to happen when wearing no underpants. In my case this had seemed a sensible reaction to a hot day in tropical Africa.

Like opb I've copped a kick in the groin. It happened during a sparring session in a taekwondo class. I was matched up against a younger and shorter opponent and he just misaimed a kick. Fortunately I was wearing a protector at the time.

And who of us hasn't cracked our cahones on the bar of our bicycle at some point in our youth? Those English 3-speed hubs were the worse because they would skip when you least expected it!

READ TOO MANY SPANKING STORIES WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK AND GOT A LITTLE RAW...