Spanking video makers: Dear God, Just Stop It, Please?

Seriously, I just want to see a spanking. So please, stop spreading the spankee's buttcheeks every third swat to "inspect" her anus, or her pussy, or whatever the hell you think you're doing? If I want to see a butthole, I will look up an anal sex video. If I want to see spread pussy, I'll look for straight porn. But when I look for a spanking video, I just want to see a damned spanking. Not a frakking anatomical display. Good grief.

Also, as a side note ...

Dear porn clip site owners (xVideos, xHamster, etc.): Could you perhaps "educate" your search algorithms to distinguish between the words, "strapping" and "strapon"? When I search for "hard strapping", I'm not looking for videos of women wearing dildoes.

*sigh*

HEAR ! HEAR !

Totally agree.

Don't you just love the foot fetish clips that refer to feets rather than feet?

As far as spanking clips are concerned, I'd like to see them tinker a bit with the old, spank, paddle, cane format.
How about a spanking after the caning for once.

Agree 100 percent with this post. Not just videos, but also pictures. Don't need to look at something that looks more like a gynecological or proctology exam if its supposed to be a spanking.
Much rather see a spanking given over a bikini,or some other skimpy clothes, than one of those "spread" shots. Bare is fine, but just the buttcheeks ,please. Spare us the "deeper details".

Absolutely right! There are some pretty dire spanking videos about. I can't stand headmasters with tattoos and pony tails whilst we are on the subject. For preference "schoolgirls" should not look look older than I am and I like canes to look like canes rather than something you might buy in a sex shop! Call me picky if you like!

Agreed. Also, if you want to have two models spank each other, change outfits and come up with a new scenario. Watching a girl get spanked and then get up and say "now it's your turn" is just awful.

Whole heartedly agree with all of the above. We are fans of spanking . . . so guess what we want to see.

Another pet hate: slo-mo sequences. Ok, so bottoms wobble when they're spanked. We know that. Why slow it down and lose the all-important sounds?

Professional spanking videos are the Coors Lite of kink.

Ha!

This is precisely why I prefer spanking stories to spanking videos.

-LK