Piclkeball Paddle

Big wide paddles though would be just the thing to use on big butts. Agree though that too light weight could be a problem.
Now imagine a big wide,fairly thick paddle being used on a big butt squeezed into too-tight pants, or hanging out of a pair of booty shorts or a bathing suit!

I googled Pickleball and discovered a Wikipedia entry at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickleball

The first game was played when people wanted to play badminton but no one could find the shuttlecock. All they could find was a wiffle ball so they ended up moving the net down and "fabricated paddles of plywood from a nearby shed."

Which makes me wonder if they were spankos. Who else says "we can't find the badminton equipment so let's make some paddles"?

Anyway, it's played with leftover parts from other games (wiffle ball, badminton net), a Pickle Boat is crewed with "oarsmen ... chosen from the leftovers of other boats", so they named it Pickleball.

The paddles don't seemed designed to do anything but play the game, but who knows what a Pickleball Paddle looks like? Carry your regular paddle if asked about it call it a Pickleball paddle. If someone looks it up on the net they'll probably think it's a varient of the standard Pickleball paddle.

Those mini cricket bats are an excellent spanking implement - very intense, so be careful!!

With care, sparingly, you can even use a regular size cricket bat. If applied to a cold bottom, a good mix of sting and heavy thud. If after warm up, the sting is reduced considerably. Standard warnings to avoid the tailbone and only hit the most fleshy parts, of course. Would also advise only using it in a bent-over position for this reason.

In Brazil we have played "Frescobol" on the beaches for ages. The paddles... ahem rackets are made usually from wood but could be plastic ones. The wooden ones have always drilled holes on the surface. You can check the paddle here: https://www.google.com.br/search?q=frescobol&tbm=isch&imgil=b7L1KfRsqO3HGM%253A%253BQ LCorzseREiWSM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fesportesdeareia.com%25252F&source=iu&pf=m& fir=b7L1KfRsqO3HGM%253A%252CQLCorzseREiWSM%252C_&usg=__ur8c0dTZtDwAYJfzgroR0M7un6I%3D &biw=1440&bih=799&ved=0ahUKEwjXl4CmzaPOAhWCDJAKHcrCCqgQyjcINw&ei=-gahV9eyL4KZwATKhavA Cg#imgrc=b7L1KfRsqO3HGM%3A

The paddle is the one IN THE MIDDLE of the photo, don't concentrate on the left lower side please.

Well, KJM, that search page is certainly a sight for sore eyes and a great one to open first thing in the morning if you are in need of a livener.

Thanks

B