Klingon Sex

I saw this on facebook today, was amused, and wanted to share:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don't have BDSM but the opposite--
klingons who gather in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don't even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn't seem... natural. What is this... cuddling you speak of?"

That was great! Thanks for sharing.

jIyaj

What?? I have been a trekker ever since the very first one with the Klingons and thought they were just showing a good example for us humans. Now what am I going to tell my wife when I have to tell her things are not that way??? Geesh...someone could have told me earlier. Us northern type people have to rely on tv to teach us a lot you know...eh!

"It's sex Jim but not as we know it"