BashfulBob:
Was there a barmaid in the tavern called Rosie Cheeks? Or is my fading memory just playing tricks?
What, a fair maiden in a tavern with those salty seadogs, that grog has muddled your brain cells.

There once was a barmaid from Sale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille