I've been an active World of Warcraft player for several years, and one thing I've always said to myself was, "What this game needs is more spanking." Now, players who play warlock characters have always had the ability to summon a succubus minion, and these succubi have this habit of occasionally spanking themselves and squealing, "Oooooh!"
Now, with the new expansion to the game, things have gotten even better. My male orc character was introduced to a female goblin named ... "Jenny Clobberbottom". I've learned that my orc will be able to recruit her as a "follower" soon, and I'll be able to send her on missions. I think I know what I will do if she fails a mission :D | 
