bendover:
BashfulBob:
Did you get married on the 31st?
Yes we did. So we can file jointly on taxes. LOL Hope you enjoyed the party.... I did....
Wow, so you're partying on December 31st for both New Year's Eve and your wedding anniversary, hmmmm?
Of course, there should be an 'anniversary spanking' too, I'm figuring, although your wife and yourself would have to negotiate how those forty-two swats would be divided up between the two of you.
I'm certain you've already worked that out...

--C.K.