incisron:
LOL every1!
Trying to think how ice cream would feel on my butt. . .I h8 sitting on cold stuff. . .
That sounds rather messy to me, I wouldn't mind the 'south side' coldness after getting a long, hard hiding from "Miss T," but an ice pack would be a much cleaner way to cool off one's 'hot-crossed buns,' I'd venture.
Obviously, this virtual-turned-real Library should be heated via fireplaces and wood-burning, pot-bellied stoves, so that there would have to be a good-sized woodshed out back...

--C.K.