How an adult can achieve a Parental spanking....
Parent wins an old-age discrimination suit but must remain silent as to the details.
The adult child boasts on social media that the former company is paying for their European vacation with $80,000 and states "Suck It."
Parent loses $80,000 because of disclosure.
Parent administers 80,000 swats to extremely foolish off-spring's bared posterior with a multitude of corrective implements.
With the exception of the spanking, which in a just world would happen, this incident really happened. | 
