Men shaving ?

Two things:

Just tell her you are a late bloomer. You can even wear a pair.

Just tell her you get off on the crazy itching that accompanies genital shaving.

All kidding aside, she will just have you drop your drawers a bit and then squirt 90% more KY jelly into your crack than necessary. Then she will digitally rape you. If she has the temerity to ask how it feels, you might do as I once did. "it feels like you have your finger up my ass." She didn't find any humor in that one. Or ... you could just moan "oh, take me, take me, princess"! While she is in shock, just ask if she has a strap-on, that should really freak her out.

Then again, she may well find the levity in the situation and banter back and forth with you.

Truly, she will doubtless find nothing amiss and not even notice. If she does, who cares?

Doctors are trained to realize that your bodily appearance is none of their business.

Hopefully, your doctor isn't your Mother in law or sister.

I hope this helps ...

Well, at the combination barber-&-beauty shop where I get my hair cut, all the attendants are indeed women.

On occasion, after cutting my hair, one of them may offer to lightly trim my eyebrows with the electric clippers, which I'm always happy to allow.

However, it's never occurred to me to suggest that any of them give me a trim in a more 'personal' area, so to speak--I'm uncertain how well such a concept would be received, even were I to propose doubling the lady barber's tip as a result of her accommodating my request.

I've been a customer there for about two decades, so I'm hardly figuring on 'rocking the boat' at this point.

Since I lately have tended to wear tank tops/t-shirts depicting females spanking males during my visits as a client, we have on occasion briefly discussed corporal punishment in passing--but that's as far as I'm figuring it will go... --C.K.

Thanks for the comments, be interesting to see, I guess she would not saying anything, after all it is my bottom !
I think there are waxing places in Uk that do back, sack and crack but never tried one !

A few years ago in Paisley, a town near where I live, a barbershop opened offering 'special services' to gentlemen. One of these was to have one's pubic hair clipped, shaved and dyed into the badge of one's favourite football team by a topless lapdancer. It closed down after protests - it turned out some of the lapdancers weren't qualified hairdressers! I've never heard of anything like this anywhere else = have you?

I've never heard of anything so outrageous! Having one's hair cut by an unqualified haridersser? Whatever next!

It would probably grow back all curly.

For my own part, I get my dear vanilla to cut my hair and she is definitely not a qualified hairdersser.
For my own parts - it's none of your business.

wooz, I'm sitting here laughing to where I almost spit my coffee out.