College basketball and spanking go together quite well, fictionally anyway--at least, that's been my experience.
It was gratifying to see the Forces of Evil (Blue Devils) finally defeated, although the Forces of Good (Tar Heels) cut things way 'too close for comfort' in their matchup vs. the Friars.
My darling wife's alma mater, the Lumberjacks (Stephen F. Austin University), pulled off a surprising comeback victory--that should result in someone getting spanked...

--C.K.