Star Wars Spank Page

Does anyone remember the Star Wars Spank Page? it would take lines from the various Star War movies and substitute spank or spankings for one of the words used in the line.
For example, after he finds out that Leia is his sister, Luke asks her if she remembers their mother. Leia replies, "Only a little."
The Star Wars Spank Page version of this is:
"Do you remember our mother?"
"Only the spankings."
There is a current version called The Star Wars Spanking Page on the web. It is missing some of the lines from the original web page, but there are a bunch of new lines that I don't remember being on the first one.

It's spanking, Jim, but not as we know it.

Therrre's spankings on the Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow, There's spankings on the Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow Jim

REALLY GUYS???
Wheatwine asks a Star Wars question and you pair hit him with Star Trek nonsense.
Shame on the both of you!
Yes there was a spanking thing going on at the time, but, unfortunately for me it was about Han Solo spanking Princess Leia Organa and not, as I hoped, her spanking me.

Never heard of this one. Sounds comical though.

tysout, thanks for defending me, but after I posted a Star Trek/Beverly Hillbillies joke elsewhere on this forum a few weeks ago, I probably deserved worse than what barrelhunter and Rachel said.

I hadn't heard of the Star Wars spanking thing, though I was, for a time, a member of Yahoo groups dedicated to spankings in Dr Who and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I wonder what other SF series have their associated spanking sites?