I did some creative research into this, and the meetings were not cancelled due to their content. Apparently, some neighbors complained that the "loud, smacking sounds" emanating from the Village Hall would keep them up until the wee hours of the night, and make it hard for them (no pun intended here) to get up for work the next morning. This would result in many "sickie" call-ins, and the loss of productivity would eventually cause the eventual collapse of the Trumpington economy.
Luckily, I have just invented a soundless paddle. I have submitted my invention to the Trumpington Board for approval. I have requested to be present when the testing is done on the Trumpington Board Members. Once it is approved, I expect that the Board will allow the TRC meetings to resume. I will keep everyone here posted as to the progress of this issue.
Now, its time to go back to work. I am currently working on how to procure a soundless response to my soundless paddle. I may need some test subjects though . . .
