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njrick
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Posts: 2976		 #1 | Posted: 14 Aug 2013 23:59
rachelredbum:
may I have a Bass pale?

Not a chance!

Oops... you said "Bass pale," and not "ass pale." Never mind. That you may have.

rachelredbum
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Posts: 422		 #2 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 00:29
if i had an "Ass Pale" i wpuld have to change my handle to Rachelpalebum

njrick
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Posts: 2976		 #3 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 00:35
rachelredbum:
if i had an "Ass Pale" i wpuld have to change my handle to Rachelpalebum

Exactly. Which is why I had said 'not a chance.'

But did you notice how much "Rachelpalebum" sounds like "Rumplestiltskin?" (me neither)

Kia
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Posts: 42		 #4 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 02:41
njrick:
But did you notice how much "Rachelpalebum" sounds like "Rumplestiltskin?" (me neither)

It's certainly a name that no one here would be able to guess.

canadianspankee
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Posts: 1686		 #5 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 03:18
Excuse me for breaking in, but what is a
njrick:
"Bass pale,"

I know what a "pale ass" is, but that is about it.

njrick
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Posts: 2976		 #6 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 12:53
PinkAngel:
Hands off my stash

Calm down. I said "stash," not " 'stache."

PinkAngel
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Scotland
Posts: 1838		 #7 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 17:40
njrick:
I said "stash," not " 'stache."

Right, that's it... I am off to replace every third word in all your stories with the word custard...


njrick
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Posts: 2976		 #8 | Posted: 15 Aug 2013 23:58
PinkAngel:
that's it... I am off to replace every third word in all your stories with the word custard...

Hmm... some people might see that as an improvement. I wish you'd suggested it sooner:


Out shopping custard her friends, Custard was strolling custard the main custard at the Custard Mall when suddenly Custard stopped short. Custard pointed.

"Oh custard god! Do custard see THAT?"

Custard's and Beth's custard followed Sheila's custard finger to custard sign on custard vacant storefront. Custard proclaimed in custard letters:

"We custard for the custard construction workers. Custard man you custard good!"


- opening custard from "Looking Custard," by Rick Custard

Janine
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Posts: 536		 #9 | Posted: 16 Aug 2013 01:13
PinkAngel:
Right, that's it... I am off to replace every third word in all your stories with the word custard...

njrick:
Hmm... some people might see that as an improvement.

Definitely! It adds a certain, um, creaminess, to Rick's prose. I can only imagine the improvement it would make to his poetry.

PinkAngel
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Posts: 1838		 #10 | Posted: 16 Aug 2013 09:56
njrick:
Custard's and Beth's custard followed Sheila's custard finger to custard sign on custard vacant storefront. Custard proclaimed in custard letters:

LOL I am definitely on to something there

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