barretthunter:
I cannot see fish and chips.
This probably should go in the joke thread, so I'll give you the short version, but since we are talking about fish and chips (or microfiche and microchips), I'll post it here:
A guy hears about a great restaurant, run by the Brothers in a nearby Monastery. Though he is skeptical, he decides to go. He has the best fish and chips of his life - moist when it should be moist, crispy when it should be crispy, and delicious all the way through. He is so impressed, he asks to see the chef, so he can compliment him on a terrific meal. He tells his waiter he wants to meet the chef, so the waiter brings him into the kitchen, where he sees a few Brothers cooking by the stove. He goes up to one of them and says, "I just had the greatest fish and chips of my life. Are you the fish Fryer?" The Brother looks at him and says, "No, I'm the chip Monk!"
