Give me tthe Collective Noun for Spankers.

hippobottomi?


hmmm... or maybe that's for horses' asses.

Do you mean bottoms as in derrieres or bottoms as in submissives?

How about 'a cheekiness of bottoms' - that would fit either rears or brats!

How about a collective nightmare for tops A BOTTOMLESS PIT Ha Ha Ha I slay me

How about a spectacle of spankers?
islandcarol

Perhaps you're suggesting a symphony of spankers, since those delivering the discipline often claim that their victims' gasping, yelping, squealing, sobbing, howling, weeping, wailing and whimpering are "music to my (their) ears," and they may also enjoy the steady sounds of smacking, whacking, swishing, thwacking, snapping and cracking of various implements against vulnerable bare behinds.

BTW, I've heard that a conductor's baton can be used effectively as a pool cue, within tight quarters in an undersized billiard room... --C.K.

Well, yes, there is that. Perhaps also the fact that no one else had your talent... or inclination... for herding cats.

A forlorn hope is any military unit, usually but not always small, sent on a dangerous mission with little chance of success, a suicide mission or nearly one. I trust that most spankers have a high chance of success.

Thanks, DLandhill. The meaning must have changed since the 17th century.

A seating of bottoms.