Congratulations to the British people...

...on the rediscovery of your long-misplaced King Richard III. Please keep better track of your royalty in the future, or we may be forced to take sterner measures.

I can only imagine the sterner measures. Although for some of us this particular measure is probably right up our alley.

At last! Now perhaps we can put right the history that the Tudors and Shakespeare messed up.

Some Russian guy on the BBC website was amazed that we would bury a king under a car park - he expected that sort of thing from Americans.

Everybody remember where we parked...

I assume the car park wasn't there when he was buried - otherwise the revision of history will be even more radical!

No, no, we don't have kings. We reserve our car park burials for other people, like Jimmy Hoffa.

This is one of the greatest historical discoveries of recent times. I want to know how the Queen is going to pay the 500+ year old parking ticket incurred by one of her relatives, though.

Obviously he would have had one of those blue badges which allow the disabled to park for free.

My guess is more taxes on the common folk.