Dr. Keate gets busted

I've heard of spanking authors trying to sell their stories, but this goes far beyond that. Does our Dr. Keate really look anything like this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ANTIQUE-CARVED-FRUITWOOD-BUST-DR-JOHN-KEATE-HEADMASTER-AT-ETO N-1845/120871849682

Are there any other authors whose busts might be available for purchase? Perhaps a bit cheaper?

Oh Guy - thank you! I really must get one of those for my mantelpiece

Funnily enough I've just placed an order for a gross of opb busts to send to my many admirer (sic). Perhaps gross is the correct adjective.

I could have some for sale Guy, just tell me who you want me to look like and I can arrange anything you like.

Of course putting my real image on a bust may qualify for certain rewards, like in the Star Trek museum for "Best Alien" or the like, but I am willing to suffer and show my modesty by having you select any image you would buy.

I have a few tables but they are all filled with lamps, useful, and photo's of relatives just not so useful. No mantel for busts, but other rooms work well.
I just began a World Trade Centre size statue of SueMary after which I'ii look into Dr. Keates in the scheme of things.
Keates was a Bob Dylan wannabe wasn't he.

Surely there's room on the palatial LSF grounds for a statue garden?

Not to mention funds available in the LSF coffers to commission the busts and purchase appropriate granite pedestals. If not used for this project, the money would be consumed (literally) in the form of crisps and chocolate.