The God of Spanking

It seemed like there ought to be one, so I Googled it, and up popped his picture!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/grumpypants/2820975344/

You might expect him to have a cool name like perhaps "Flagellous", but he seems to have the unimaginative name "Sore".

Oh well...

Guy

Hmm.. Well it is an impressive paddle. But for goodness sakes, he needs to go back to the drawing board on that name! Flagellous sounds much more fitting (and almost sure to strike fear into any brats in the immediate vicinity). But if you just say "Sore" they would just be like, "Who??" and most likely giggle. As it is "Sore" even made me laugh! Maybe he needs a bandage for his sore?

Christian

With a name like "Sore" one has to wonder...is he the one that got spanked? LMAO

He looks a bit 'sore', too.

How about naming him "Biggus Whackus" (with apologies to Monty Python for pilfering their joke).

Perhaps he chose it because it rhymes with 'Thor'??? Or, perhaps he is a switch and hopes that someone will use that paddle on HIM! Hence his wish to become 'Sore'.

But "Sore" rhymes with "Thor," as in the Marvel Comics superhero 'The Mighty Thor,' god of thunder (originally from Norse mythology), whom this guy is obviously satirizing--although IMHO facially (except for the beard) he looks quite a bit like the dwarf 'Grumpy' from the television program "Once Upon a Time."

Presumably, the rhyming name is part of the parody... --C.K.

I can see where he is coming from! His name sounds better if you pronounce it with a lisp as in "Thore"! He looks like he is searching for his next victim! Where on earth is Her Pinkness when you need her?

Good lord that is HUGE. It would probably even cover most of Blimpy's humungous butt

Setting aside his implement for a while I think his abs need working on.