My old...make that "age-challenged" ... computer, which has been slowing down noticeably of late, now is giving me error messages almost every time I try to post to the Forum, making it more and difficult for me to fulfill my duties here at the Library.
Having carefully considered my options, I decided that it's finally time for me to UPGRADE. After a diligent search, I have located what will be a new-to-me 486 PC that can be shipped via pack-mule from West Virginia at a very reasonable price. This delivery, however, will take 7-10 days, leaving me to struggle with my old (age-challenged) computer in the meantime.
As we all know, Februs has seen fit to provide the LSF Head Librarian with an (over-imbibing and crisp-consuming) ASSISTANT who can take over her duties whenever she is absent or incapacitated. For some reason, he has NOT seen fit to lay out the necessary funds for a back-up for me in my functions. Therefore, I am reduced to making a plea for a VOLUNTEER to help me out over the next week or so to ensure that the threads here in the Forum are filled with:
- Rude commentary
- Pithy observations
- Misinformation
And of course
- Statistical analysis
Applicants may RESPOND HERE on this thread. I will reply whenever I feel like it and my computer allows me to. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY. | 
