Mary Portas. Female top?

Have any of the UK members been following Hotel GB on Channel 4 this past week?
Retail guru Mary Portas pretty much ticks all the boxes to be a female top. Middle aged, attractive, immaculately dressed, haughty and strict.
She even told one male trainee, " I'll smack your chubby bottom."
She could smack my chubby bottom anytime.

I wonder what Mrs. Dund would say if she knew you were offering you bottom to strangers? Aren't you afraid you might get extra?

No, I think rather that he's counting on it.

Except that you're the wrong sex for Mary apparently Dund; she went into bat for the other side, leaving her husband amicably to live with another woman who has recently had a child for their partnership.
I think your bottom will remain unscathed from that source Dund- I'd concentrate on Kirsty Wark if I were you.

Am I that obvious IC & njrick? LOL
She could still spank me anytime J. Meanwhile as you say there are no shortage of female Scottish tops on TV. Kirsty Wark as you say, Lorraine Kelly and Kirsty Young to name three. Drool!

I think Mistress Ebb has the Domme situation in Scotland sewed up pretty tight.

http://www.mistressebb.com/

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/6c3d74ce3b4b3f1e5ecdeee66d3b3653/l.jpg

She used to have a yahoo chat and site.

I see the delectable Lorraine Kelly as more of a spankee-Dund

Sorry to disagree j, but quite often she calls her male guests naughty boys, and she seemed to enjoy spanking Noel Fielding on 'Never mind the Buzzcocks.'

As a Dundee United fan Lorraine Kelly is quite used to seeing her boys getting spanked every saturday at 3 'o' clock.
She should be in their dressing room at half time with slipper in hand and sort them out.

Nice one tysout, as a Dundee FC fan, that appeals to me. LOL