Sebastian:
Pippa is another story. We would care and we would want MORE. She has some ass.
Not being much of a royal-watcher, I actually had to Google "Pippa Middleton" to discover who she is. I was amused when "Pippa Middleton bum" came up as a Google search suggestion. It seems that her caboose is admired the world over!
PhilK:
making a pass at Pippa Middleton at his brother's wedding),
Given that both the young Prince and Pippa seem to be single and eligible, I fail to see the problem. In fact, that's exactly how I met my own wife. She was the Maid of Honor at her sister's wedding. (The groom was a very good friend.) I liked what I saw so I made a "run" on her. The rest is matrimonial/connubial history. Should I feel guilty?