Whale-tails

Reading the story Whale Song(and a fine one it was) brought another thought to mind.
Exposed thongs(like when a thong shows when a girl sits or kneels) are called whale-tails, presumably from the fancied resemblance in shape.
However, do not think it would be good idea to tell a woman she has a nice whale-tail.
Kind of like trying to answer the "do these jeans make my butt look big?" question.
"Are you saying that my butt is as big as a whale?" LOL
One more thing, if a girl is spanked for having an exposed thong, does she then have a "whaled tail"? LOL

She'll be wailing from a whaled tail.

I hadn't heard that before, but it fits perfectly.

I can see Captain Ahab in charge of a wailer.

As for answering the question "do these jeans make my butt look big?", a character in one of my stories answered the question "Does my bottom look big in these?" with "Yes, fortunately".

As a positive answer. If your ears are bleeding you may have a concussion.

According to an old saying:"You can't have too much of a good thing."

I can still remember the first time I saw a "whale tail" It was a young lady bending over whilst gardening wearing black trousers and thong. At first I thought her trousers had two oval see-through panels. Forunately, I had the good sense to turn the car around and drive slowly past for a second look. Then I worked out what was going on.

I can only imagine the repercussions if you hadn't.

My question is...what did you hit with your car when you were taking that second look?