Accepting spankings

I'd no idea we'd come up with so many reasons - although some could come under previous headings. I think 22), 23), 43a) and 43b) could be bundled as; Because the spankee has been tricked into believing one of the other reasons apply.
Incidentally, I've never heard of spanking as a cure for cellulite, but I'm sure I read somewhere (fact or fiction) about a doctor who administered regular spankings to a young lady, explaining that they were a form of massage intended to prevent poor circulation, and the redness of her bottom afterwards was proof that her circulation had indeed been stimulated.

I think the only thing circulating was the doctor's BS.

I've used most of these, I put a spin on the Hypnotism one, in that the man had to be hypnotised into spanking his wife (Hyptotised), and I once used someone accepting spankings to help her stick to her diet and exercise regime to lose weight (Spank Shop 11: Rhonda). I think you have to try and make the reason some level of believable, while knowing that it would never fly in reality unless it's a consensual thing between people that enjoy spanking.

Maintiance spankings to maintain good behavior. Spankings to overcome depression. Spankings to help one settle down when totally overwrought or just because one woke up on the "wrong side of the bed."

I never wrote a story that had to do with maintenance spankings. I just believe spankings should be awarded to those who deserve them. (Notice I use the word 'awarded') That's because the spankee could be a 'good boy or girl, too.'

Depression is a form of mental illness if it's clinical. A spanking is not going to make it better. However, if a psychiatrist advises that a good spanking is long past due to one who really loves them, that's a different kind of depression, which is non-clinical. Of course a psychiatrist might think us crazy for bringing it up.

24) To set someone up.
For example, a new teacher:
"Professor Higgins! What are you doing to that poor girl?!?"
"But... But she said... Isn't it school policy?"
"Oh it was horrible! He said he'd expel me if I didn't let him, let him..."

Or someone from work:
"Mr Higgins, can you explain the surveillance tape?"
"Well..."
"Because Ms. Hardcastle has explained how it shows you forcibly assaulting her. You are definitely not going to be promoted now and we may be turning this footage over to the police."

Or a new person in a parent's life.
"Go ahead and spank me - it's what my bio-mom would do. It's what she will do if you don't do and tell her that you've done it. You might need to take some pictures and send them to her - just so she can see that my bottom is red enough." changing to "Oh it was awful! That horrible woman that dad is seeing, she ..."

Then again, that last example might lead to:
"It was wrong to lie to your father's new girlfriend - but since you've raised the topic of spanking maybe we should discuss it."

25) as a cure for stage fright. The smack on the bottom distracts you from your nerves about going on stage in front of all those people. No, it's a real treatment for stage fright - at least for Carly Simon (See http://www.contactmusic.com/news/simon-spanks-away-her-stage-fright_1006576 for details ).

25a) as a distraction for another issue. If it works for stage fright, maybe it would work for something else? Maybe we could get a grant and study the issue?

Goodgulf
(who is way, way behind on writing, reading, posting, commenting, and replying to comments)

Summer of 69 - as parody
Got my first real span-king
Got it on the bare that time
Spanked me till my bum was red
Was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Took dares til we got smack real hard
Jimmy bawled, Jody got bruises
Shoulda known, we'd always get tarred

Oh when I look back now
Those spankings seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always want to get them
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When your bottom's black and blue
Had my pants down in the corner
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd spank forever
Oh and when I felt your hand
I knew that I'd bawl my eyes out
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Ohhh

Man we were killin' time
We were young and naughty
We needed some cyin time
I guess no one can spank forever, forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I jerk that old boy string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd spank forever
Oh and when I felt your hand
I knew that I'd bawl my eyes out
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Un-huh
It was the summer of '69, oh yeah
Me and my bottom in '69, oh


I gave my first spank-ing
The choice was hers and mine
Spanked her til my hand was red
Was the summer of '69
(was the start of 69?)

Me and a girl from school
Got a strap and I spanked real hard
"No" she cried, then thing got harry
Shoulda known I'd go too far


Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got no one to screw
Spent my wet dreams picturing spanking
But that's when I met you

Handin' me your mama's brush
You told me the safe word was Heather
Oh and when I made you cry
I knew that you'd use it never
Those were the best days of my life

Talkin' bout your mama's worse
You told me that she spank you never
Oh and when I raised my hand
I knew that that you'd cry forever
Those were the best days of my life

Lifting up your summer skirt
You joked "Bare my buns? Never!"
Oh and when I pulled them down
I knew that I'd be hard forever
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Ohhh

Man I wanted to unwind
You were young and sassy
And needed some cryin' time
I guess no one can spank forever, forever, no

Man we took risks that time
You were sore but sassy
When we played with brime
I guess no birch can last forever, forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I jerk my big man thing
Think about you and your naked charms

Lifting up your summer skirt
You joked "Bare my buns? Never!"
Oh and when I pulled them down
I knew that I'd be hard forever
Those were the best days of my life


Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Un-huh
It was the summer of '69, oh yeah
Me and my baby in '69, oh

I got my first real caning
Got from Gwen Aunt's that time
Gwen got to watch it
Was the summer of '69

Me I tried to act real cool
Then she brought it down real hard
Felt the hit, then I start sobbing
Shoulda known, I'd gone too far

Oh when I look back now
That caning seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd want Gwen to be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When a caning's coming to you
Gwen smiled, watching my caning
And that's when my penis grew

Sprouting in her auntie's view
She said that I'd lose that quickly
Oh and as the blows they flew
I sobbed and I begged for mercy
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Ohhh

Oh it was caning time
I was young and restless
And hadn't learned to mind
I guess no boy can skate free forever, forever, no

Next day the roles were changin'
Gwen's take charge, her aunt's gone
Telling me that's a caning comin'
She's just guessing that I did wrong

Taking down my pants that time
She gave me one I'll forget never
Oh and when the cane bit deep
I knew that I'd crave it forever
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Un-huh
It was the summer of '69, oh yeah
Me wailing like baby in '69, oh


Jane got her first school paddling
Brought it on herself that time
I paddled Jane till tears were shed
Was the winter of '69

Jane and some kids in school
Acted up, played the card
Paddle smacked, students got teary
Shoulda known, I have to paddle them hard

Oh when I look back now
Those paddlings seemed to last forever
But if I had the choice
Kids would be paddled never
Those harsh rules caused nothing by strife

Her mom tried complainin'
Made a big to-do
Came that evening cussing and swearin'
So I paddled her too!

Takin' down her mama's pants
She told me that she scolded Jane never
But when for the paddle she bent
I knew that she'd be mine forever
That was the day I met my wife

Oh yeah
That was the winter of '69
Ohhh

Man I was surprised that time
She was still young and restless
Offered up her wrists to bind
Her safe word was said never, not ever, no

And that's how things started changin'
Our wedding day has come and gone
One day when Jane started cussin'
Her mother showed her that's plain wrong

Takin' down her daughter pants
She told Jane she should say that never
Oh after she spanked her hard
Jane's language, it got better
Now days I only paddle my wife


Oh yeah
We met in the winter of '69
Un-huh
All since the winter of '69, oh yeah
Married my baby in '69, oh

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got married
Shoulda known, we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenings down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Ohhh

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
Think about you wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '69
Un-huh
It was the summer of '69, oh yeah
Me and my baby in '69, oh

I can understand your attitude towards using spanking to overcome depression. However, the fact is that it works for some people. Not everyone, I grant you, but enough so that I'd strongly recommend trying spanking therapy before trying pills. Pills can mess one up even worse that a spanking given by someone who doesn't really care about you.

That song is superlative, Goodgulf. Wonderful comment and highly inventive.

Um, thanks.

Um, but part of me is thinking of going back and deleting that message. It's a work in progress where I'm playing with different versions - and in one of them I'm playing around with 3 or 4 different takes on a single verse. It was inspired by stumbling across an old song on youtube and thinking "Got my first six-string" could be replaced with "Got my first spank-ing". Short, choppy phrases that lent itself to being rewritten.

And I somehow pasted it in the wrong window.

Sometime I'll write in a tiny notepad screen (call it six or eight displayed lines) while doing something else - or watching a show on the computer. Of course notepad doesn't autobackup so I routinely copy and paste the text into a word processor that does and it seems that I somehow ended up posting it. Probably while I was distracted by Underbelly NZ - a six episode series, five of which I watched tonight.

So that's the unedited versions posted on a random thread, and the original lyrics are at the end (I kept copy and pasting them to get to the stilted style of the lyrics).