VCR revelations (digressions ...grrrr)

I don't know - did they? I put them in your bag of crisps


No, just recycling your old knickers. People pay good money for them!!!

I have the ultimate revenge though... it can't fail... all I have to do is wait until you go to sleep (usually after the third whisky) and then I am going to tie your oversized bunny ears in a granny knot

Ps do you still keep your teeth next to the bed while you sleep?

and then I'm going to do the same with your boobies

Ahahahaha, not again please


See everyone, you are now getting a small peek into the terrifying working conditions in this library *sobs in a convincing way*. Flops is cruel and mean and does all these terrible things!!

Bad bad bunny

Nonsense. I'm a very good bunny I am Over time I have learned how to defend myself from the wicked tortuous tricks of the pink one ... shakes head. She owes me a huge debt of gratitude too - when she was in the police cell one night (after saying rude things to a policeman about his truncheon) I walked ten miles and took her a pork pie for her supper. And this is the thanks I get ....:

You not only put a frog in the pork pie but you also dared me to pull one of the policeman's (the nice looking one) trousers down... you know what I am like with dares *sighs* Anyway it was a long two weeks. During my enforced 'holiday' did you do my validations... no you did not

Ps must be hard to walk even one mile with those short fat hairy legs you sport

ANother fib!!!

At least I haven't got a moustache like yours

Very true... yours is much more impressive, can you still twirl the ends so it's a handlebar one?

PinkAngel


Hey - YOU are the one with all the body hair! We got you from the zoo, remember. You were in with the chimps having a tea party - and knicking all their tea and crisps too, you glutton

How else do you think I can stay warm in Scotland

Just remember how much you don't want people to know what YOU were doing at the zoo... you only just avoided prosecution