How is it that you use comparisons with animals when here we compare with fruit?
What am I speaking about? Read this in wiki:
"Camel toe is a slang term that refers to the outline of a human female's labia majora, as seen through tightly fitting clothes.
Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be referred to as a "moose knuckle".
We speak of split apricots and figs.
BTW, should you be interested in bums (?), have a look at Waldo's last post:
http://waldoblog05.canalblog.com/