Janine needs a plug too !

While growing up with mom and the wooden spoon, I found that OW OW OW OW rhymed perfectly.

Wow Gail those were very tough quotes
With a wooden spoon I'll play musical notes
On your bare bottom for being so bold
A loud piercing note you will hold
Rat A Tat Tat goes the spoon and you'll shout
As I play that instrumental . . . you know, Wipe Out

Bendover, Bendover, that's quite an attack !
I'll be checking my mail for what you take back.
I hope you realise that you are taking a risk
My response will be stern with paddle and whisk
Like butter well formed and neatly wrapped
Your anger will be tamed and your manhood sapped.

Now wait just a moment dear little Gail
I'm bigger and stronger to make you wail
Over my knee with the wooden spoon
Tears you will be in and very soon
Bolting my doors to be on the safe side
I know I can run but I know I can't hide

Gail! And Bendover! Please stop this attack!
What started so sweetly has gone quite off-track.
Your talk of sound thrashings has stirred my libido,
But despite the arousal, let's follow this credo:
Support one another, for we share the same kink.
Our members are free to express what they think!
So spank and make-up; and please make amends,
Since it's better to paddle and punish as friends.

She does? Well, ok, we have small, medium and....what's that? you say she needs an extra large??!! Poor Janine. And such a good writer, too.

Janine, my friend, that man is a cad
To make it worse, he's a horny lad
He thinks it's about girth and the length of his rod
Brute power he thinks will make me surrender my bod
But at the end of the day my finesse will rule
Femme power will triumph over his puny tool

Puny tool you say oh how horrid that is
And by the way my tool is none of your biz
I peek out the window and don't see you there
My fake dog will bark and give you a scare
My doors are still bolted in the corner I curl
Oh how embarrassing to hide from a girl

It's very obvious, I must say
Femme power has once again ruled the day
The bounder took off with his spanking rods
And is now curled up with imaginary dogs
So let him skulk behind his castle walls
Aware that any bad moves, I will have his b...lls.


I now consider this matter closed !

Bells? LOL