Janine needs a plug too !

Janine thought her submissions quite funny
So she went into competition with Flopsbunny
Her stories of spanking the britches
Has her readers in stitches
As she adopts a tone that is quite sunny

Here here!

That surely was quite a poem for Janine
Although not the funniest I've ever seen
But I could just about tell
That it would go over so well
And turn some quite envy in Green

Thanks, Gail, for the plug and attention
And belief that I'm worthy of mention!
I'm inspired to unlock
This damn writer's block
(Which was prob'ly your honest intention!)

"Janine needs a plug too!"
Oh! THAT kind of plug! Excuse me while I take my medical-grade silicone anal devices and return to the dungeon.

Oh, what am I . . . a no count? That's how it is huh? For Shame!

You are worthy of mention, Janine. Yes, get that inspiration back.

And so you should Janine! Your delightful and expertly written contributions are very missed.

Having suffered (well still suffering really... if my challenge entry is anything to go by haha!) from writer's block myself, I can relate totally to how you feel. It is so frustrating! I hope you find your Muse soon J!

Nothing personal, B! But to be honest, I found it very difficult to rhyme something with 'Bendover'! LOL

Move over, Bendover and do not malign
Your critique should be for Janine and not one of mine
Another comment misplaced coming from you
And I will spank your bum red, purple and blue
Till you promise to keep your comments benign
And realize that you must stay in line

gail

I feel that a comment like your gives me just cause
To whip your butt hard without let or pause
The pain you will feel will make you scream loud
Your nakedness will show us with what you are endowed
As I punish you hard for that nasty sub-clause
Your ears will ring with LFS's loud guffaws

So bendover, Bendover and drop your pants down
You'll get what you deserve when you act like the clown
My cane will come down with a thwick and a thwack
You will pay a steep price for your nasty attack
For what you now reap is what you have sown
Any relationship we had has now been blown.

But observe closely, Bendover and watch J. perform
She's writing a story of girls in the dorm
The story will shock and make you gasp
As the girls bendover, watch their cheeks clasp
For Janine is working on her latest brainstorm
And writing for her is once again the norm

ok, ok..so that last one didn't work so well...you can take shots at it, but beware there may be repercussions if you do >>

Don't bother to return them...I am sure there are a few here who would take pleasure in helping you find a permanent home for them in some place other than a dungeon where the sun doesn't shine.



It's rumored on here that JB likes to tickle
The posterior's of girls with twigs dipped in pickle
But beware the wrath of the switch who you scorn
The devil she can be with a trident and horn
She'll whip in tightly till your bum turns to lard
And ignore your pleas that she is beating too hard.