As we know, spanking is known as the English vice, but judging by the number of stars and stripes in the members list, it looks as if a name change is on the way. Even though I am a very patriotic Scot, I think all you English spankophiles should set up a recruitment drive and campaign to wrestle back your spanking heritage from our American cousins, and I will back you to the hilt. Jimmy Edwards will be spinning in his grave. If you need a figurehead for your campaign, there are a multitude of very spankable famous British bottoms who I would hope would help. To parody an English football song. "Spanking's coming home" |