You could role-play around the scenario of Who Ate All the Pies? Who ate them? - why, you of course! You vehemently deny it but, silly boy, you have the crumbs of evidence all round your mouth. As punishment you will receive a sound thrashing from cook who yanks you by the ear and bends you over the kitchen table.
Just think of the benefits - a toasty bottom AND you get to scoff some pies
