No spankings for 2 weeks

No spankings given or received for 2 weeks.
Back to being a supposedly rough, tough North Sea oil rig worker. If only my workmates knew how red my bottom is just now.

Split personality!

As an aside; I don't think I would want your job, but I'd give money for a tour of your workplace.

I'll let you into a secret.
You are spoiled rotten. Satellite TV, laundry done, good food. All you have to do is turn up for work. No LSD though.

Freudian slip there, I should have typed LSF.

No apology necessary. After the recent Gulf of Mexico fiasco, I find word of a lack of LSD in the oilfields to be encouraging news. Sorry about you not having the LSF though.

...which triggers a brilliant idea! A daily spanking story hour on BBC radio. Does anyone have any connections?

Sadly but how i'd love to do it.

If there was a spanking hour on the radio I think the oil production on my rig would drop significantly over the course of a two week trip.

Maybe they could synchronise it for when you weren't on shift - or perhaps use the iPlayer.

I can think of plenty of things on the Beeb which could easily be sacrificed for an hour of spanking stories.

Good idea opb. If anyone has any pull in the BBC, and the oil industry, please organise it ASAP.
It would be something to look forward to after a long 12 hour shift.

Are there that many spankos working on oil rigs?