How to handle women

Is there more than one purpose??

How to handle a woman. To be honest this is a silly question, just as silly as saying how long is a piece of string or how do you handle children. I have to wonder what causes us to believe all women are the same or will be if treated the same. The human being, itself a debatable item, is a very difficult model to replicate and I tend to believe all people are unique and will respond differently. To believe the next person will behave the same way as the last person shows lack of respect for the new persons individuality. Sorry if this sounds pompous or judgemental it is not intended that way.

It's ok. We need a "serious" break here every once in a while from the silliness..

Now... how DO you handle a woman?

With respect like all people.

Then honesty might not be the best strategy.

Doesn't King Arthur sing a song about this very issue in the musical "Camelot"?

Well, I know very little about members of the 'feminine persuasion,' but I do realize that this line generally doesn't go over very well with one of them:

"No, that dress doesn't make your butt look big, it's your butt that makes your butt look big."

Some questions simply shouldn't be answered, under any circumstances... --C.K.

With respect I think we were just having a bit of fun!

...unless you want to get your bottom smacked.

One such question is "How old do you think I am?"

The only safe answer is "However old you are, you certainly don't look it."

You may dodge a question, but never lie.