Why do men die first? The answer here:

How true, how true.


I just noticed that halfway down the comments there's this one:

All true - and learning and fully understanding all of these is the way to a woman's heart, so get swatting!

Note, it's not spelled with an 'o'

Thanks

Simple: You get a prenuptial agreement ONE. TWO, whatever is YOURS after that is signed is YOURS. THREE, when she bitches you just point to the door. FOUR, you sit back and watch the game in peace

FIVE, you look up from the game after it is over, the house is empty, your bank accounts are empty, your nice car is gone leaving you the old clunker, and there is a note saying to contact her lawyer. The lawyer says the prenuptial agreement was signed while the lady was suffering from emotional problems (re: she liked you way too much) and everything that was YOURS in now HERS as possession is nine tenths of the law. LMAO

SIX, where is my .357?

The female Ruby-throated Hummingbird also outlives the male.

and of course many tarantulas simply eat the male when they have outlived their usefulness

Well, Pinky . . . I've been known to eat....... Never mind. I'll keep this G rated......