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jimisim
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#1 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 12:47
For non-Brits PMQs means the Prime Minister's Questions, and an often asked question asks what the PM was doing or intends to do, so that toadies can congratulale him or other may ask awkward awkward questions.

So In the manner of Westminister: I would ask my esteemed friend Februs -the Prime Manager of this site what he was doing last night- between the hours of 7.45 and 10.15 pm?

barretthunter
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#2 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 13:18
Februs:

Nay I remaind you of the reply which has served many ministers well:

"The information requested could only be collected at disproportionate cost."

opb
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#3 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 13:40
The boggles of the mind are fully engaged

canadianspankee
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#4 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 15:02
In this case our PM could always claim "some things are a matter of national security and he is not a liberty to say." In some cases it is true that "Only The Shadow Knows!"

barretthunter
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#5 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 16:09
There is also: "This matter is dealt with by my Right Honourable Friend the Secretary of State for Spanking, and I advise the Honourable Member to direct his question to him."

jimisim
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#6 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 19:53
Presumably The Secretary of State for Spanking represents the parliamentary constituency of Crystal Palace, in which case I am sure they can give a suitable answer!

blimp
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#7 | Posted: 1 Dec 2011 21:56
If I can answer for my Honourable friend, the prime manager, he was suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!

But it will get better in Basle!!

PS They don't call me the prophet of profit for nothing you know!!

opb
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#8 | Posted: 2 Dec 2011 07:25
I appreciated the Crystal Palace quip Jimi.

Guy
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#9 | Posted: 3 Dec 2011 03:00
jimisim:
I would ask my esteemed friend Februs -the Prime Manager of this site what he was doing last night- between the hours of 7.45 and 10.15 pm?

I think he was here. Isn't that Pink on the horse?

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barretthunter
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#10 | Posted: 4 Dec 2011 13:49
jimisim:
Presumably The Secretary of State for Spanking represents the parliamentary constituency of Crystal Palace, in which case I am sure they can give a suitable answer

I'm not sure any politician would want to represent Crystal Palace. After all, those who live in glass houses...

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