The Pink/Blimp mutual appreciation society.

Blimp and I are having one of our usual 'discussions' and the daft old man is insisting - quite wrongly - that it is the Blimp/Pink MAS not, as is clearly correct, the other way round....

So, anyway, as part of my 'appreciation' - some would call is spying - I followed Blimpy bum last night as he left Blimp Towers with his zimmer frame... He was looking awfully festive which is contrary to his bah humbug attitude, this aroused my suspicions greatly.

I followed him to a house and watched as he showed off rather more than a girl needs to see, climbing awkwardly through a ground floor window... I tell you it was like a lunar eclipse and I had to scrub my eyeballs later!!

I actually though I had been wrong about the poor old man for a split second... it looked like he was leaving gifts under a Christmas tree but I was so very wrong He was merely opening parcels, looking for mince pies and other festive treats that have been denied him due to his frail old health.

So as much as I am loath to do so, I thought I should tell people about the real Blimp and here is the evidence...




Well Blimpy-bum, as mentioned recently... So, it is to be war between us

Hmmmm, it's a case of Hark the Harried Angel Sings, and countless thousands of children will have their dreams of Santa shattered by these revelations, and not a NOTW* hack in sight.




* for our continental and colonial friends = News of the World, a 'newspaper' which specialised in scurrilous stories, now closed due to scandals relating to over-eager collection of material for their stories

This morning my representative handed Her Pinkness a note that unless I received an apology by 11 o clock this morning a state of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you now that no such apology has been received, and that consequently I am at war with Her Pinkness!!

PS Look out for reprisals!!

PPS That is definitely not me in the picture!!!

Well it was definitely your zimmer, I recognised the specially reinforced legs

Ps I am very very very sorry...

Sorry that you can simply not win, sorry you support a rubbish football team, sorry that last year's santa costume is now too small... I do feel for you, truly I do

I'm sure it wasn't Blimp's bum, as I assume from his name he's well-advanced in years and that one looks quite young and slim.

While a Pink Blimp could be meaningful, what would a Blimp Pink be?

This time you really have gone too far, Ms. Pink. Februs must take strict and immediate action to curtail this sort of behavior - rationing the crisps or perhaps even the sherry, maybe maybe even some corner time. Subjecting another LSF member to such treatment is truly outrageous. The other member I am referring to, of course, is me. Why should I be have to view the image of blimp's bum simply because you decided to snap a picture while he was out grazing for treats dressed (or nearly dressed, as the case may be) as Kris Kringle?

njrick
If I am not wrong - which I rarely am - it was your good self who first brought up the concept of a mutual appreciation society...which of course has to be exploited to its fullness

barretthunter
Oh yes he really really IS advanced in years, not much else though to be honest

I am young and slim for goodness sake!! Don't take any notice of Her Pinknesses propaganda department. Truth is always the first casualty in a war. Who coined the phrase "My body is a temple"! Me of course! Zimmer frame!!? A climbing frame would be more appropriate for a man in peak physical condition! No one ever believes I am actually nearly sixty! Anyway watch this space! At this very moment my spy planes are combing the Northernmost parts in search of a festive piccy of Her Pinkness!! I am sure they will find one!!!!

Why must I be blamed for my own good ideas?

You be careful what you say. My spy planes picked out the sounds of laughter coming from your house just after the Man Untd v Crystal Palace result was announced!! I should hate Februs to hear that you found his teams defeat amusing!!!