Marmite...... The revenge of the Librarians!

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Marmite...... The revenge of the Librarians!

	JohnH Member England Posts: 62	#1 \| Posted: 26 Oct 2011 19:17
It had to happen I Guess! MARMITE has been launched as a fragrance! No! This is not a drill!! This is REAL!!! Eau-De-Burton has been launched ! Apparently a business woman is selling this perfume Via her bridal shop, Weddings2Go, according to the Daily Telegraph. The aroma is said to be a blend of Marmite, Pickle, Beer and LEATHER ??? and retails at £36:50. What I want to know is how much sway did our Library Luminaries bring to bear to cause this creation to come into being. At least Blimp need'nt be stuck for Christmas Gift Ideas !!!

	Februs Tech Support England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 2225	#2 \| Posted: 26 Oct 2011 19:25
JohnH: At least Blimp need'nt be stuck for Christmas Gift Ideas !!! I'm pretty sure that Christmas gifts are not something he'll be worrying about too much.. we have him on CCTV taking money out of the Library Staff Donations box last Xmas!

	JohnH Member England Posts: 62	#3 \| Posted: 26 Oct 2011 19:31
Purely a misunderstanding! Rumour has it he thought it was the Author Royalties Payment Point. P.S. Do'nt let on to the others as squabbles over who got what can be unseemly!

	PinkAngel Assistant Librarian Scotland Posts: 1838	#4 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 09:58
Ewww I like my Marmite but as a scent... NOOOOOOo Blimp had better be shopping for Christmas, I have high hope for this year's gift from him

	AlanBarr Author England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 665	#5 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 10:03
I've often thought I would like to develop a fragrance for men based on creosote.

	PinkAngel Assistant Librarian Scotland Posts: 1838	#6 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 10:04
AlanBarr Ewwwwwww not gonna make you a million me thinks

	AlanBarr Author England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 665	#7 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 13:02
But it's so masculine, Pink. I'm sure it would drive women wild with lust. The so-called "Lynx effect" wouldn't get a look-in once "Creosote" was available.

	PinkAngel Assistant Librarian Scotland Posts: 1838	#8 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 13:04
AlanBarr You could def sell loads in Essex, it would match the colour of a lot of people Disclaimer... my tongue is firmly in my cheek!! However some of those on the latest Essex based reality shows they are a most unhealthy colour

	blimp Author England Posts: 1366	#9 \| Posted: 27 Oct 2011 14:53
Februs: I'm pretty sure that Christmas gifts are not something he'll be worrying about too much.. we have him on CCTV taking money out of the Library Staff Donations box last Xmas! It was only 26p and several empty crisp packets! Naturally I returned everything as soon as I realised their was a CCTV camera there! PinkAngel: Blimp had better be shopping for Christmas, I have high hope for this year's gift from him Perhaps a free holiday in sunny Basildon!!

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