The adventures of Blimpy-bum continued...

Blimp has been rather quiet and well behaved recently, we have even had a few 'sensible' conversations! So you can imagine my surprise when he started asking some odd questions...

First of all he asked if I thought brown suited him and the then he wanted to know where to get 'larger' suspenders from. How sweet I thought, he is buying a present for someone...

Next he started asking about waxing v shaving. I of course suggested a nice hot wax for a smoother finish.

When I questioned him further he clammed up... Now I know why



All I can say Blimpy-bum is that I want a share of the royalties

All I can say is Ruuunnnn in case all that hot gas escapes! It certainly wouldn't be good for global warming!!

This is just typical of what I have to put up with and it is obvious to me that Her Pinkness hasn't got enough work to keep her busily occupied! That respected authors on this forum have to endure this is a DISGRACE!!!!!!!! The sad thing is it could be so easily cured with the firm application of a suitably large paddle to the large rear end of library staff member responsible for this OUTRAGE! Act NOW Februs before it's too late!!!!

Sorry, was it meant to be a secret?

I think you look great and I admire your courage

Interesting picture. Is this what they mean when they talk about "firing her up"?

It is a frightening sight really Alef... Imagine the effects on the environment, as Jools suggested, it could be a dsiaster

Aaargh! I agree with Jools, Run!

Now Pink, shame on you! Are you suggesting that our ever-modest Blimpy has an inflated idea of himself?

Modesty is I believe a charming trait in young women! As for hot air they could refloat the Titanic with what you produce Phil! You have more gas than a geyser!! If you fell into the sea it would turn all the oceans into a jacuzzi!!

PS I don't know why you are attempting to ingratiate yourself with Her Pinkness!! She is bound to find a photo of you soon!!

Nope, I really really enjoy picking on YOU Blimpy