blimp:
My goodness you don't realise Jools how difficult it is to be a big attractive guy! Constantly being bothered by women who want your phone number! That's why I always wear the sunglasses!!
Oh my, I just choked on my crisps and had to wash them down with a whole glass of malt whisky
That made me laugh so much! I'm sure that at least a proportion of us are in the amazingly good looking category

... while a somewhat larger proportion of us aren't

... I know which camp I fall in to and we'll leave it there
