Yikes!!

I rarely pay attention to anything below the list of who is online at the bottom of the screen. But, for whatever reason, I glanced over the Stats box and I spied the record of the Most Members Online. 666. Doh! Such a terrific stat, to be sure (using the definition of something that causes terror). I believe that this is an omen. I think that to cure us of this ominous portent, all of the members who are switches or spankees should be given a good solid blistering tonight and perhaps that will inspire us to get even more members online at one time. For those of you who are in that "I wield the hairbrush only" category, feel free to whack a fanny to your heart's content and maybe you can beat another member into coming online.

On a spanking site such as this, isn't it usual to suggest that the buttocks should be whacked rather than other parts of the anatomy.
Maybe I'm just having a problem with American English

I like the number 666, dunno why just do

It's supposed to be the Devil's number, but if you try ringing it you don't get an answer.

It would be a good test cricket score - 666 for 7 declared.

My favourite cricket score is 2 for 222, but that's probably just because of the way Richie Benaud pronounces the number 2.

Hotspur
To our american cousins, a woman's 'fanny' is what she sits on.

Seegee
'Double Nelson. To cricketers, a score of 'Nelson' is 111 and is considered unlucky, as is any any similar score, such as 222, 333, etc. Why 'Nelson'? 'One arm, one eye, one ambition'. I haven't heard Richie Benaud for years, since Sky won coverage of test matches. I always liked the way he said 'nice piece of cricket', when there was good bowling, batting and fielding in one ball.

Having once been the techie in charge of my employer's phone system, I actually assigned that phone number to someone without thinking. I very quickly received a request (demand actually) for a number change!

What a strange contortion! Perhaps it explains the accent?

666 is the number of the beast not the devil. Lucifer went private.