A llama spanking joke!! Lucky Llama ( a tale told by a 58 year old man to his mates in the pub)
I took a day off work and decided to go out golfing. On the second hole I noticed a Llama standing next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard the llama grunt, "9 Iron."
I looked around and didn't see anyone and the llama grunted again "9 Iron."
I looked at the llama and decided to prove him wrong. I, put my other club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the hole. I was shocked. I said to the llama, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky llama, eh?"
The llama reply's "Lucky llama."
I decided to take the llama with me to the next hole. "What do you think llama?" I asked.
"3 wood."
I took out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. I was incredibly befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life and asks the llama, "OK where to next?"
The llama grunted a reply, "Las Vegas."
So, we go to Las Vegas and I say, "OK llama, now what?"
The llama grunted, "Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked it, " What do you think I should bet?"
The llama grunted, "$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a thirty-six to one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room, I said "Llama, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful. Just name it and it is yours."
The llama grunted, "Take me over your knee and thoroughly spank my bottom."
Shocked at first, and wondering how I could possibly arrange a Llama across my lap and spank it's bottom, I decided to oblige, since I felt very indebted to the llama for all my winnings. Once over my knee and the spanking had commenced the llama transformed into a beautiful and very naked 15 year old girl.
"...And that Your Honour," I explained, "is how the naked 15 year old ended up in my room!" |